I love to write poems and I have been making twisted Nursery Rhymes that I have changed.  Here are a couple I have done.

Incy wincy spider climbed up the water spout

When he got to the top I heard a little shout

If you went and took a peak here’s what you’d see

3 little blackbirds staring at me

The mama bird had spider in her mouth

I knew I should never have taken him out of the house

I decided I had to rescue my little friend

By the time I got to him he had to come out the other end.

 

Pussy cat, pussy cat where have you been,

I’ve been to Londen to visit the queen,

Pussy cat,pussy at did you see her murder there,

Someone pushed her down the stair,

owner, owner, what do you think,

she tried to give me a wash in the sink.